One bright and shining Tuesday afternoon, five wonderful friends (Zul, Chin Fang, Sheran, Sangeetha, and Lydia) went out to play. Haha...no, not play...eat. They went out to eat.
While at lunch (to be specific, at Bishan KFC), they came across this man who was sitting not far away from them...this man, they discovered, was really weird (or "WIRED" in Sheran's words =P). He likes looking at guys...yup. Funny, huh...anyways, that was what he was doing the whole time they were eating...
Allow me to sidetrack here for a while...prior to this, Ms. Lydia Tang had a few encounters with him. Not that she's ever talked to him before...it's just that she had gotten up the same bus as him a few times, and being the observant young lady that she is, she noticed that he smiles ALL THE TIME (and it's NOT the mere friendly type...it's the freaky and creepy kind), and he likes looking at guys.
Back to my story...so, the Five Friends (six actually, if you count Lionel, who had lunch with them) decided to put their hypothesis to test...
First, they sent Ms. Gursheran Kaur to walk in front of him...he didn't even look up from his pieces of paper scattered on the table. So next, they sent Encik Zulhilmi. And tada! He looked up...for a mere one second (maybe his kind of guys aren't Zul's type lah. Haha!!).
Just as they were finishing up the last of their lunch, The Man started packing his stuff up and got up from his seat...the Five Friends and Lionel then decided to do a little investigating. Their aim: find out what he does and maybe where he lives (Ms. Lydia thought that he lives near her place)...so off they went.
The first place The Man stopped was the toilet...Zul and Lionel went in with him. Not too closely, of course. When The Man came out, the Five Friends and Lionel followed him...at a safe distance. A few times though, they thought he saw them following...they were trying their VERY BEST to be discreet, but Ms. Sangeetha obviously needed more lessons at that...she was giggling all the way...and she was really, REALLY perasan (sorry, I don't know how to explain this word in English...thousands of apologies). She kept thinking that he was looking at HER...
The Man walked through the mall...then turned back and headed towards the MRT station...they followed. He played with the ticketing machines...they watched him play. He finally walked through the mall again and took a bus...and so did the Five Friends...
Sheran and Lydia got off the bus together with The Man...while the other three friends (Lionel had already gone home) got off at the next bus stop. The Man crossed the overhead bridge to the opposite bus stop...the two friends decided to take the pedestrian crossing (thinking they wouldn't be too noticeable). Ms. Lydia Tang put on her black jacket (even in the sweltering afternoon heat)...because she was wearing a bright pink top.
When the two friends had crossed the road, they decided to wait behind a tree...so as not to be noticed by The Man. Lo and behold...there was another man at a nearby bush. And this is what happened:
Sheran: Hey, what's that guy doing there?
Lydia: Where? Oh there...umm...........is he pee'ing or what?
Sheran: Oh my gawd!! Is he pee'ing??!?!
Lydia: ......umm.............
Sheran: Oh my gawd!!!!! I think he's flashing at us!!!!!!!!!
* And Sheran bursts into peals of ringing laughter................................
So...back to The Man. Lydia predicted that he was waiting for Bus 156. Well...she was right for a moment. The Man only flagged Bus 156, but did not board...however, he finally boarded Bus 162...and the two friends crossed the road again to join their three friends on the other side...
The Five Friends decided to call it a day for their adventure...they decided that they had better things to do than be too curious about other people's lives.
* This entry was entitled as Episode 1 because...the Five Friends may embark on another adventure another day. Stay tuned! =)
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